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Fucking gay bar!??? I went to a gay bar years ago with a mate because it was the last pub still open selling alcohol. I got into this chick on the dance floor, she just starting pushing me. Next second this bull diesel dyke swung a punch over the chick’s shouldered screaming at me that I stole her GF! Lol. What I did was convert the lesbian to bisexual with my attractive looks. Yeaaaah baby....yeaaaaah! :Awesomeness:

I tell ya what dude, local gay bar here, is actually one of the best in town lol. Best music and atmosphere. My mom even use to go there lol.

My ex use to get jealous, cause she would approach the bar, have to wait forever, and come back with weak ass drinks. I go up there, I get quick service, and STRONG drinks hahahaha. Now I know how the ladies get treated by the bartenders at straight bars lololol.
Are you not afraid someone will touch your butt?

Hahahahaha.

Its never happened. And if it did, I would be quick to point out Im straight. Sadly, it would also prolly be the most action I've seen in a year now lol. I aint been there since Covid, no clubs. Since Covid I hang out with mostly the same friends. Roughly about 40-50 peeps, not all at once, but through the week.
You must go get a prostitute
 

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Fucking gay bar!??? I went to a gay bar years ago with a mate because it was the last pub still open selling alcohol. I got into this chick on the dance floor, she just starting pushing me. Next second this bull diesel dyke swung a punch over the chick’s shouldered screaming at me that I stole her GF! Lol. What I did was convert the lesbian to bisexual with my attractive looks. Yeaaaah baby....yeaaaaah! :Awesomeness:

I tell ya what dude, local gay bar here, is actually one of the best in town lol. Best music and atmosphere. My mom even use to go there lol.

My ex use to get jealous, cause she would approach the bar, have to wait forever, and come back with weak ass drinks. I go up there, I get quick service, and STRONG drinks hahahaha. Now I know how the ladies get treated by the bartenders at straight bars lololol.
Are you not afraid someone will touch your butt?

Hahahahaha.

Its never happened. And if it did, I would be quick to point out Im straight. Sadly, it would also prolly be the most action I've seen in a year now lol. I aint been there since Covid, no clubs. Since Covid I hang out with mostly the same friends. Roughly about 40-50 peeps, not all at once, but through the week.
You must go get a prostitute

I aint chancing that shit. I use to drive a cab, most of 'em dudes lol. Ever have a large negro in your backseat, hand you some change, and say "I need to go down to 10th street" in a manly voice? Ever have a guy in front of your vehicle lift their skirt and expose their ding a ling? No? Well then, I think you will understand if I simply hop on Chaturbate, and have a go with Rosy Palm and her five sisters. Lol
 

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I understand being demoted, but I have not seen the reason for a banning.
 

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Feels like Shamp got banned for less shit than MaxiPad did. And THAT fucker was a CUNT!!!
 

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He prolly flipped, and said more than he shoulda via PM lol, thats my guess. Im not gonna bother asking, not my fight, just gonna miss the lil fucker
 

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I barely seen some of that, panel abuse. I know thats why he was de-modded.
 

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But dont know on the banning. Scots are stubborn, just throwing that out there lol.
 

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Now that little trick Poppy is saying it’s my fault at FT. Guess he/she wants some too now

Im not gonna say its your fault, you were the victim. But you did snitch lol. Oh well, whats done is done. I still love you both.
 

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Fucking gay bar!??? I went to a gay bar years ago with a mate because it was the last pub still open selling alcohol. I got into this chick on the dance floor, she just starting pushing me. Next second this bull diesel dyke swung a punch over the chick’s shouldered screaming at me that I stole her GF! Lol. What I did was convert the lesbian to bisexual with my attractive looks. Yeaaaah baby....yeaaaaah! :Awesomeness:

I tell ya what dude, local gay bar here, is actually one of the best in town lol. Best music and atmosphere. My mom even use to go there lol.

My ex use to get jealous, cause she would approach the bar, have to wait forever, and come back with weak ass drinks. I go up there, I get quick service, and STRONG drinks hahahaha. Now I know how the ladies get treated by the bartenders at straight bars lololol.
Everyone at a gay bar just wants to get jiggly with it. I remember going to the toilet for a piss, and this young bloke was just beginning to suck my dick. He was pleading with me...I couldn’t stop laughing at the poor sod. I told him that I was just here for the late night drinks and the bisexual women!
 

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Fucking gay bar!??? I went to a gay bar years ago with a mate because it was the last pub still open selling alcohol. I got into this chick on the dance floor, she just starting pushing me. Next second this bull diesel dyke swung a punch over the chick’s shouldered screaming at me that I stole her GF! Lol. What I did was convert the lesbian to bisexual with my attractive looks. Yeaaaah baby....yeaaaaah! :Awesomeness:

I tell ya what dude, local gay bar here, is actually one of the best in town lol. Best music and atmosphere. My mom even use to go there lol.

My ex use to get jealous, cause she would approach the bar, have to wait forever, and come back with weak ass drinks. I go up there, I get quick service, and STRONG drinks hahahaha. Now I know how the ladies get treated by the bartenders at straight bars lololol.
Everyone at a gay bar just wants to get jiggly with it. I remember going to the toilet for a piss, and this young bloke was just beginning to suck my dick. He was pleading with me...I couldn’t stop laughing at the poor sod. I told him that I was just here for the late night drinks and the bisexual women!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Im not gonna lie, I was offered $20 one time, to let HIM suck MY dick! I turned him down lol. I said nah Im straight, and with a woman lol.
 

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Fucking gay bar!??? I went to a gay bar years ago with a mate because it was the last pub still open selling alcohol. I got into this chick on the dance floor, she just starting pushing me. Next second this bull diesel dyke swung a punch over the chick’s shouldered screaming at me that I stole her GF! Lol. What I did was convert the lesbian to bisexual with my attractive looks. Yeaaaah baby....yeaaaaah! :Awesomeness:

I tell ya what dude, local gay bar here, is actually one of the best in town lol. Best music and atmosphere. My mom even use to go there lol.

My ex use to get jealous, cause she would approach the bar, have to wait forever, and come back with weak ass drinks. I go up there, I get quick service, and STRONG drinks hahahaha. Now I know how the ladies get treated by the bartenders at straight bars lololol.
Everyone at a gay bar just wants to get jiggly with it. I remember going to the toilet for a piss, and this young bloke was just beginning to suck my dick. He was pleading with me...I couldn’t stop laughing at the poor sod. I told him that I was just here for the late night drinks and the bisexual women!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Im not gonna lie, I was offered $20 one time, to let HIM suck MY dick! I turned him down lol. I said nah Im straight, and with a woman lol.
Hey even if I was drunk as fuck and knew nobody was watching I wouldn’t. I have a phobia of sticking my dick into the mouth of strangers. Sick twisted dick-chomping is a liberal trend these dire days! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidseeeeeeeee!
 

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Fucking gay bar!??? I went to a gay bar years ago with a mate because it was the last pub still open selling alcohol. I got into this chick on the dance floor, she just starting pushing me. Next second this bull diesel dyke swung a punch over the chick’s shouldered screaming at me that I stole her GF! Lol. What I did was convert the lesbian to bisexual with my attractive looks. Yeaaaah baby....yeaaaaah! :Awesomeness:

I tell ya what dude, local gay bar here, is actually one of the best in town lol. Best music and atmosphere. My mom even use to go there lol.

My ex use to get jealous, cause she would approach the bar, have to wait forever, and come back with weak ass drinks. I go up there, I get quick service, and STRONG drinks hahahaha. Now I know how the ladies get treated by the bartenders at straight bars lololol.
Everyone at a gay bar just wants to get jiggly with it. I remember going to the toilet for a piss, and this young bloke was just beginning to suck my dick. He was pleading with me...I couldn’t stop laughing at the poor sod. I told him that I was just here for the late night drinks and the bisexual women!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Im not gonna lie, I was offered $20 one time, to let HIM suck MY dick! I turned him down lol. I said nah Im straight, and with a woman lol.
Hey even if I was drunk as fuck and knew nobody was watching I wouldn’t. I have a phobia of sticking my dick into the mouth of strangers. Sick twisted dick-chomping is a liberal trend these dire days! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidseeeeeeeee!


Hahahaha!!!

GAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

The Aids scare back in the day, is why I settled down early in life.

Im single as a Pringle these days, but I still aint the kind of person that fucks anything that moves lol.

My luck has been that all I get interested in turn out to be in relationships. So I just continue having fun, and going with the flow.
 

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That fucking Dutch-Arab was an ill fucking libtard...it was PLEASE ASS BOX ME! Lotusbutt when it got axed from Bastard Factory. What a woeful man-dork that cretin was!? Lotusbutt said that he was a critical thinker??? Makes be want to headbutt a brick!
 

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Now that little trick Poppy is saying it’s my fault at FT. Guess he/she wants some too now

Im not gonna say its your fault, you were the victim. But you did snitch lol. Oh well, whats done is done. I still love you both.


I didn’t pm BF at all about it. Oliver pointed out that he changed the thread title and I confirmed. BF can see all mod actions in the c panel. He was doing stuff to me that I didn’t know about lol