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[Breakfall]

I’ve never played blues harp to punk!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Between you and me, mop clo bro, I always wish the goddamn mariachies infesting my favorite Tex-Mex spots by being all hyper and loud and shit...

 

[Breakfall]

There’s always a first!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I ask em to play one of my faves. They never can and I never blame them, the coked up fucks. Excuse me while I myself snort some coke while you listen to this real gem...

 

[Breakfall]

I like it loud too…but unless my harmonica is amplified…I’m on the mic with vocals!

 

[Breakfall]

I can sing by the way…in many vocal chords!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Harmonica and vocals is impossible if you think about music like I do...

 

[Breakfall]

You’re dreaming son!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

But if you've put honest work into harmonicas, keep it up :)

 

[Breakfall]

I’ve played for 30 years….you keep up!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I write and sing. I also do open mic comedy for my own sick joy, not theirs...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I ask, who gets remembered: the guy who was really funny, the weird actor/clown act, or the asshole who gets threats and beer thrown on him on his way out?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

damn, sounds like you would've been a high paid entertainer on old cattle drives. That sounded good...

 

[Breakfall]

I write and sing too…fancy that!? Lol

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

had you begun before you clicked RECORD and it started once you did, shit, I'd accuse you of trickery of some sorts...

 

[Breakfall]

Ask me to play something!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Yo clo bro, I took piano lessons when I was young but was a total dick, as it naturally comes to me. I wish I'd learned how to really play one...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

What made you dedicate yourself to an annoying skreech rectangle?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Did you think once you started rockin' it that you'd suddenly become good looking?

 

[Breakfall]

Lol

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Dude, I suppose I can see which old Tex country song is...

 

[Breakfall]

I was a model before I even took up harmonica!

 

[Breakfall]

Self-taught!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I didn't see that...

 

[Breakfall]

I have a good ear and zero musical reading!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Hold on, lemme try and find a good old country Western song from Texas and see if you can do anything with it while I make you feel small by doing all the singing myself...

 

[Breakfall]

I can’t read music…I only hear it!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh dear GOD!!!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Uuuuuh, alright clo bro, we're gonna need to erase the last page of our clo bro convo...

 

[Breakfall]

A lot of musicians can’t read music!