In today's news. Breakfail gets beat up by two old men with walkers. In an unremarkable turn of events, Breakneck got curb stomped by two of the forums oldest members. Witnesses report that Breakfart was being hit with aluminum walkers, several plastic pill bottles still full of high blood pressure medication along with some water tablets. Authorities at this time haven't decided if they're going to press charges on the two senior citizens. All information will be forwarded to the city prosecutor for review. Meanwhile, Breakfool was taken to a local veterinarian for observation.