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[UncleDiLF]

I am not gay.

 

[Volt_5]

Cool.. old enough to remember the end of the Vietnam war

 

[UncleDiLF]

Oh, me too. Then you are of no interest! I thought you would be a Young stud.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Please dont contact me again. Thanks

 

[UncleDiLF]

Block

 

[Volt_5]

LoL

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

CALL 1-800-555-DILF FOR THE LATEST SOMETHING

 

[Oerdin]

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[Oerdin]

Suddenly neither Martini nor his brother Flynn can be found.

 

[Oerdin]

It is like those two are allergic to questions about convictions and time in state prison.

 

[The Countess]

Ok, that’s not true.

 

[Oerdin]

It is entirely true.

 

[Weeg]

@reaper GOD DAM IT I never said I was gonna watch the god dam fucking Barbie movie!!

 

[wizer]

I know where @Flynn is.

 

[Oerdin]

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[Oerdin]

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[The Countess]

It is not true

 

[Admin.]

@Oerdin STFU!

 

[The Countess]

Let’s see the paperwork

 

[Weeg]

Wat is scrotini

 

[The Countess]

You have him confused with Seamajor

 

[Oerdin]

It exists and you know who has the paper work.

 

[The Countess]

No I don’t. Tell me who cuz this is a serious accusation

 

[Oerdin]

I agree Seamajor is not a great guy but he did not spend time in the Illinois state penitentiary.

 

[The Countess]

Like I said, this is the first time I’ve ever heard this one

 

[Oerdin]

I will pm

 

[wizer]

@Flynn will be back at some point but it may be a while.

You're not going to believe me but here's what happened earlier today.

@Flynn, me, and @Lily and @King Martini were posting in the upper boards and then suddenly there was this sort of "fade to black" thing happening and we found ourselves in the basement of this shit hole with the only light coming from a small crazed over window just big enough to squeeze through.

So @Lily and I worked to get the window open and I asked @Flynn for a hand but he was too busy fighting with everyone else on this forum so he couldn't be bothered. @Lily and I squeezed out through the window into the bright sunshine of the day,m @King Martini squeezed through after us and said "I'm outta here", and grabbed his avatar and ran down the road, but the window sort of popped back closed again and we couldn't be bothered with it.

My guess is @Flynn is still down there trying to find a way out

 

[Weeg]

Wait who’s in prison??

 

[The Countess]

Poofer ain’t ever served time. He wouldn’t last one minute in there lol

 

[Oerdin]

PMs sent.