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[Breakfall]

I have a WW1 and WW2 collection of German D Mark and it was a Jew that stole some off me when I was younger!

 

[Breakfall]

The Jew found out about my collection and got his daughter to steal some mark from me. It was diabolical to say the least!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Wait hang on, you dated a Jewess? LOL

 

[Adam Hitler]

Nevermind, we all have our regrets I guess

 

[Breakfall]

No....I had an argument with my German girlfriend and this Jew girl tried to steal my sperm when I was drunk and anguished! True story! Lol

 

[Breakfall]

It’s an awesome story...I should tell it one day!

 

[Adam Hitler]

I bet the Jewess wasn't very easy on the eye lol, they rarely are.

 

[Breakfall]

She was alright at the time. She was 17 and I was 19. Some 30 years later she still stalks me on Facebook!

 

[Breakfall]

She got Arab-like!

 

[Breakfall]

She has a fierce nose with age! Lol

 

[Breakfall]

I have a picture. She’s like a witch with a vengeance.

 

[Adam Hitler]

hahaha she got the trademark juden konk

 

[Breakfall]

I bust her cherry. Only got the head in and

 

[Breakfall]

she managed to steal War memorabilia from me! Ha!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Ahh if you took her v-plates she'll likely always have a thing for you

 

[Adam Hitler]

A few exes of mine who I broke in still mither me on FB every so often

 

[Adam Hitler]

Gonna deactivate the fucking thing again actually, you just get people getting in touch from your past who you can't be assed with lol

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Breakfall]

This one chick on Facebook just publicly got divorced and sends me a raunchy text telling me how she still wants me! 3 decades later and fuck my wife basically! Lol

 

[Breakfall]

These simpletons...

 

[Adam Hitler]

She sounds like a selfish bitch tbh lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'd never purposefully try and wreck a marriage or relationship

 

[Adam Hitler]

A marriage especially

 

[Breakfall]

All chicks don’t give a fuck. My wife is so on to it. I love her to bits and would never go behind her back. But if I was idiotic enough, my balls would surely be on the chopping board! She’s Greek Australian...and a bit scary! Lol

 

[X]

Greek !! yikes, the ole hairy ass crack on a woman

 

[Adam Hitler]

I don't think it's a gender thing, I'm sure plenty of guys are the same

 

[Adam Hitler]

It's down to character

 

[Seamajor]

More glory dayz

 

[Weeg]

good mornin freends!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Ahoy Weeg