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[The Prowler]

It's true.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Why pay to rot?

 

[The Prowler]

They use some dirt mixture that houses bugs to break down your body qucik...and the remains can fit in an urn I think...

 

[The Prowler]

I guess in case your people want to keep you in a jar.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Maggots are actually useful in that, like nature's janitors...

 

[The Prowler]

I don't think it's legal to just bury a body in most places....at least in Canada.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Maggots don't consume live meat and can be useful in medical bullshit...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Flies puke on eveyone they land on but things may get too cold up there to even get a favor like that from Mother Nature...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Too cold? No dung beatles...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Though a great reason to make a large bonfire...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Mosquitoes? I doubt you've ever gotten sucked off...

 

[The Prowler]

We have tonnes of mosquitoes in the summer.

 

[The Prowler]

And black flies.

 

[The Prowler]

And sometimes deer flies.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fuck those things man, they think my face is model-esque...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Do you hunt?

 

[The Prowler]

No.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Me neither...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

This is Texas but I'd rather buy meat from HEB or some random restaurant...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Soy products weren't available to cave men...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I sometimes get that shit in my Thai food...

 

[The Prowler]

Hey man, I'm gonna have to say "Good night". It's late. I should get to sleep. Long day tomorrow for me. Longer than usual...

 

[The Prowler]

Take it easy.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

later

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Good morning Bastardish people from Bastardonia

 

[Alticus]

Good morning :)

 

[Seamajor]

Hey, high

 

[Weeg]

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[Weeg]

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