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It's true.
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Why pay to rot?
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They use some dirt mixture that houses bugs to break down your body qucik...and the remains can fit in an urn I think...
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I guess in case your people want to keep you in a jar.
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Maggots are actually useful in that, like nature's janitors...
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I don't think it's legal to just bury a body in most places....at least in Canada.
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Maggots don't consume live meat and can be useful in medical bullshit...
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Flies puke on eveyone they land on but things may get too cold up there to even get a favor like that from Mother Nature...
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Too cold? No dung beatles...
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Though a great reason to make a large bonfire...
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Mosquitoes? I doubt you've ever gotten sucked off...
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We have tonnes of mosquitoes in the summer.
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And black flies.
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And sometimes deer flies.
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Fuck those things man, they think my face is model-esque...
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Do you hunt?
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No.
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Me neither...
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This is Texas but I'd rather buy meat from HEB or some random restaurant...
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Soy products weren't available to cave men...
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I sometimes get that shit in my Thai food...
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Hey man, I'm gonna have to say "Good night". It's late. I should get to sleep. Long day tomorrow for me. Longer than usual...
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Take it easy.
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later
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Good morning Bastardish people from Bastardonia
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Freends!! Zuckerberg knows WW3 and end times are coming!! Prepare and REPENT!!
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He is building a huge underground bomb shelter!!! He knows something!! Run!!
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