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[Dove]

There are two kinds of people in this world. People who have left over oxy....and people like me lol

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Opiods are your only red flag, right?

 

[cw_]

That's awesome sauce Dove.

 

[Dove]

Nah SSS...I have to pass this time. I am retarded in love. With my best friend

 

[Dove]

My legit best friend of 30 years

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

How's the sex?

 

[Dove]

Oh fuck no, i have more red flags than the CCP

 

[Dove]

Absoluteky amazing

 

[cw_]

yeah, does he 'Go'?

 

[Dove]

Most passionate relationship ive ever been in

 

[cw_]

sweet

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I have long time female friends who are still pretty and I'd never fuck one...

 

[Dove]

Dont ask me this shit guys if you dont want to know. Because i will tell you LOL

 

[Dove]

SSS we actually dated in 99. We were eacothers firsts

 

[Dove]

I didnt think he was that serious and my family didnt approve

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

He busted your cherry. How about your asshole?

 

[Dove]

So i ended it

 

[Dove]

And we stayed really good friends for 20 years

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Is he black?

 

[Dove]

I always had a rhing for him. I just hid it to protect our friendship

 

[Dove]

Oh no. White man. Suburban. Home owner.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Why did your folks disapprove?

 

[Dove]

6'7....320 pounds bear of a man with deep and beautiful blue eyes

 

[Dove]

Well my grabdma and her sister raised me right

 

[Dove]

They pushed narriage. Hard

 

[Dove]

Pentecostals

 

[cw_]

I want to know, I'm just sitting here getting high and drinking beer cuz I'm Irish (today's excuse is a good one, better than football)

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

How much Viagra does he take before bedtime?

 

[Dove]

And me and him only hung out at night

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Slut