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[cw_]

I'm making dinner.

 

[cw_]

Also, poastcount ++1

 

[Fantom]

We are getting pizza nd my uncle and dad are coming over to watch the fight

 

[Admin.]

Boxing on TV or just your Dad and Uncle

 

[Fantom]

boxing on tv

 

[Fantom]

LMAO

 

[Admin.]

That's cool too!

 

[Fantom]

id pay to see them box though

 

[cw_]

my dad and uncle only played cribbage

 

[Fantom]

ive never played cribbage be5

 

[Admin.]

I love Cribbage I played professionally for a while, well technically.

 

[Darthinia Von Vader]

my dad and uncle sat in a boat trolling for fish sometimes 12 hours at a time

 

[cw_]

i have a cribbage board and no one to play with...

 

[LotusBud]

I love eating popsicles but they just make me so horny

So then what do you do?

 

[Fantom]

I have a dick... and no one to suck it!

 

[cw_]

 

[LotusBud]

@Kingoffrogs Do you have any idea WHY you have no one to suck it?

 

[Fantom]

Because I don't talk to humans IRL

 

[Fantom]

Besides that most women my age that find me attractive eventually fall in love with what little personality I have

 

[Fantom]

Or so I've been told

 

[Fantom]

I also don't do hookups, and in today's dating culture that is a large portion of young adult's romantic/sexual experiences

 

[cw_]

oic

 

[Fantom]

Also I have Ass-burgers :/

 

[Fantom]

And am like 30 lbs overweight

 

[Fantom]

so that doesn't help

 

[Admin.]

Maybe a pair of Trump's Never Surrender Sneakers would help with that.

 

[Fantom]

I'll get the bible too!

 

[Admin.]

There you go, now you're talking MAGA!

 

[Admin.]

I'm thinking UConn, if they can hold on and avoid a collapse just might win this game.

 

[Fantom]

MAGA -