Wow, @Bradley types, "Bad news everybody," and disappears, and the shout box goes completely off the rails. Reind me not to bother reading it any more. I usually don't but I slipped up just now.
These tubed-shaped foods you're handling are laced with chemicals, chemicals designed to make you feel all hot and bothered. They want to distract you, keep you in a constant state of arousal, so you won't notice what's really going on. It's all part of their plan to control your mind and your body!
force your eyes open like in that movie A clockwork orange and stare at them until you either develop an aversion or think of something better to do. ta-da!