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[LotusBud]

Do I have to commit a crime?

 

[BadBrad]

no alcohol, 3 men to a room, you have to clean daily for 1 week every 2 months, 760$ a month

 

[BadBrad]

No, just have to want to be sober

 

[LotusBud]

Oh. Aobe

 

[LotusBud]

Sober living. Is it free?

 

[LotusBud]

3 men and 1 woman to a room? That would be uncomfortable.

 

[BadBrad]

i'm nah u can sleep in my bed

 

[BadBrad]

I'm a big cuddler

 

[BadBrad]

Don't be afraid, I promise

 

[BadBrad]

have you ever been cuddled by a large man?

 

[LotusBud]

How large?

 

[cw_]

Yes, measurements are required. Some kind of criteria Shirley.

 

[cw_]

Maybe a powerpoint presentation, or some proactive vocabulary.

 

[BadBrad]

I bought a powerball

 

[BadBrad]

@LotusBud I am 6'1, 208lb. That is 1.85meters and 94kg

 

[BadBrad]

I am also kind of hairy, and I sleep with my shirt off.

 

[BadBrad]

How about you?

 

[BadBrad]

lol prowler you are so funny to me xD

 

[Alticus]

Oh man, Prowler you give retarded a whole new name.

 

[Alticus]

Oh man, Prowler you give retarded a whole new meaning.

 

[Lily]

Does he always have to be a goofus? He looks, sounds and says goofy fucking shit.

 

[Alticus]

He's two bricks shy of a load. No doubt in my mind.

 

[LotusBud]

lol

 

[LotusBud]

@cw_

 

[BadBrad]

I'm kinda retarded too

 

[BadBrad]

I'm trying to make children with some Walmart eggs to mail my friends online

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I wouldn't say retarded, Breadley

 

[LotusBud]

That's clear.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I just think your sexual hormones get the best of you

 

[BadBrad]

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME