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[The Real Alticus]

fellating me is a privilege.

 

[The Real Alticus]

Fellating me is a privilege.

 

[X]

Sure, but I don’t like rice

 

[X]

 

[The Real Alticus]

Only the lucky ones get a shot at my 6'5 incher.

 

[X]

I bought some northern lights from the government store wtf is this dried shit in a rolling papaer

 

[cw_]

who's on your dance card?

 

[The Real Alticus]

Every time I watch porn I'm envious of the guys' size.

 

[X]

Not me, I laugh at their little wieners

 

[The Real Alticus]

Why couldn't I have what John Holmes did? WHY????

 

[X]

Aidzes??

 

[The Real Alticus]

IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Real Alticus]

LOL Nope!

 

[The Real Alticus]

All men should have equally huge hogs.

 

[cw_]

it's not the meAT it's the motion...♪ ♫

 

[X]

Mines is a hammer

 

[X]

The shlong legends are born from

 

[Fantom]

BORN FROM ME

 

[X]

Fuck I’m stoned hope I don’t get a delivery at this moment ha ha

 

[The Real Alticus]

tack hammer

 

[The Real Alticus]

Hi King

 

[The Real Alticus]

Why X?

 

[X]

I’ve got to take it easy on myself, I hadda a panic attack this afternoon

 

[The Real Alticus]

If the delivery is from Amazon the delivery guy is probably baked too.

 

[The Real Alticus]

If the delivery is from Amazon the he is probably baked too.

 

[The Real Alticus]

Pot is legal here so our delivery guys are stoned quite often.

 

[The Real Alticus]

X Panic attack? You okay?

 

[The Real Alticus]

Rancid must be over at TBC.

 

[The Real Alticus]

I can't tell anymore. Every time I try to go there I get a stupid message about not being allowed to view or some shit.

 

[X]

I calmed myself down Alticus but they’re intensifying I meant an Uber eats delivery