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[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOL Reaper calls me monkey boi and I post a bunch of banana trees

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Stawberries, bananas, yogurt, granola, and now some yucca too...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Why are you still here Banana Monkey? Go pick me some goddamn yucca...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Yucca is like grass here

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Get to it asshole...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Then refill my tea...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I'm not your cumpadre, cocksucker

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

go pick your own produce

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Will you two just fuck and get it over with?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

How can I be sure you picked that produce first, Banana Monkey?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

You can't

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

That's the tricky part

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Go on, explain your family's long tradition of working the banana fields...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I hope the fire ants sting your ass

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

How old were you when you picked your first banana?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Answer that, Banana Monkey...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Good question

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

From the tree of from the basket?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

From the tree or from the basket?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

SSS is obsessing over my bananas

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm just letting you know and get used to your new nicname, Banana Monkey...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Can you deepthroat bananas with the skin still on?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

What other interesting ways do your people do with them...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Aren't all monkeys banana monkeys?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I think "banana" is a bit of a pleonasm there

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Are they all your fucking neighbors? No? Then no, Banana Monkey...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Are you talking to me from your phone because you're still slaving in the fields?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Make sure to chop me down some plantains for my cochinita pabil...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

It's almost 8 Pm here, too dark to be out there

 

[Admin.]

What's all this Monkey Business?