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[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

He rules his prison cell block

 

[Weeg]

i bet he does

 

[Weeg]

es been in about a yeer now

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

His nickname is Axe Bob

 

[Weeg]

i like that name!!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I bet you do!

 

[X]

Rancid how come you have me on ignore

 

[Lily]

Good morning! I've finally slept. I think I was drinking too much iced tea.

 

[Lily]

The caffeine was wreaking havoc on my sleep.

 

[cw_]

maybe try dandelion root or hibiscus tea

 

[cw_]

my lap top has FROZEN 3 times...i find this ironic

 

[Lily]

Definitely I'm switching up. I've never had dandelion root? What does it taste like?

 

[Lily]

My laptop is getting old...it must be 8 or 9 years old now.

 

[cw_]

mine is 6 but it's not doing so well, not sure yet what dandelion root tea tastes like yet, i just ordered it

 

[Lily]

Okay, I just saw my system info. It's definitely 8 years old. Time flies.

 

[Lily]

I could try chamomile again, it doesn't taste bad per se, but there's something about it that I just don't like very much.

 

[Blandscape]

Ilike wandering the streets late at night waring nothing but a pair of sleek slightly stained speedos I bought in 1983, while pointing at street lights like a male model catalogue...

 

[Blandscape]

I also enjoy masturbating with a Cadbury Twirl and a copy of Robert Dalleks JFK: An unfinished life.

 

[Blandscape]

Do you lie Cadbury Twirl's?

 

[cw_]

No.

 

[Blandscape]

That is I have to admit disappointing CW

 

[Blandscape]

Do you prefer staring directly at the sun during a lunar eclipse while masturbating with corn on the cob?

 

[cw_]

xin lỗi

 

[Blandscape]

I have heard tales of a North Korean balm for that CW

 

[Blandscape]

but apparently you have to study the Tibetan Book of the Well Read and then apply for a visitors visa

 

[Blandscape]

to Pyongyang via Cambuslang and a 30 minute bus transfer.

 

[Lily]

@Blandscape at times you just slay me...I just read the SB...fucking lmao

 

[cw_]

 

[Lily]

Don't be Healous.

 

[Lily]

And what if I did suck his cock? What's it to you? You have something against consensual sex?