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[UncleDiLF]

Yes, BIGG stiFF LOGGS are the best!!! Muscular, dry, and stone cold. You dont even have to wipe

 

[X]

Hard is evil too too push and push and feels like a train is coming out

 

[UncleDiLF]

Flatiron is high and I use a lot of toilet paper, due to my fluid scat!!!! All the toilet is splashed with water+poo which I need to clean later :( Sad meATs!

 

[X]

you’re a maniac @UncleDiLF

 

[UncleDiLF]

X, no train! Us men drop a Fetus. Thats how it feels. Pushing a Jackson out

 

[UncleDiLF]

LOLOLOLO!!! It‘s true!!! 99% here is not talking about these issues.

 

[X]

Do you gamble in public with farts DILFY ? Smell or no

 

[UncleDiLF]

SCAT problems. Mushy versus fluid!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Not anymore since last year I did that in public and sharted!!! It was embarrassing!

 

[X]

If I eat pears and oranges the poo falls out no push required

 

[UncleDiLF]

When I was young, FARTing was no issue. Today? Mostly I SHART!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Papers and oranges?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Pears

 

[UncleDiLF]

But do you need to wipe afterwards?

 

[UncleDiLF]

My fingers smell GRUESOME after I wipe.

 

[X]

 

[UncleDiLF]

I miss dropping STRONG BIG LOGGS! As stated, no wipe, no hassle.

 

[X]

Cheap paper you use at least you touched anus

 

[X]

You groped yourself LOLOL

 

[UncleDiLF]

I use those expensive comfy WHITE 4 papers. But still. My fingers smell.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Do you push the button when you push poo in public or at work???

 

[X]

Sometimes I pood big and look and nothing is there … Poodini

 

[UncleDiLF]

Bahahahah Poodini!!!

 

[X]

I carry my own paper in my backpack, these scum expect you to wipe with cardboard

 

[X]

@Adam Hitler uses a bidet

 

[UncleDiLF]

Bahahah!!! Yeah, I have a special toilet seAT paper. It is measured for most toilet bowls. When you finish your business, just flush it. It is like paper. You never need to put toilet paper layers on the seAT anymore. You can get them at every store.

 

[X]

He has a fancy anus

 

[UncleDiLF]

We need to protect our legs from piss drops on the seAT

 

[Cookie Monster]

 

[UncleDiLF]

Yeah, brother Scouse has a posh and royal anus.