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[Joe]

It's kind of expensive where I live. $100,000 buys you a storage unit or a parking space where I live.

 

[Joe]

That's why I'm looking for land outside of Vancouver. There's actually some land outside the city for around $100,000

 

[Breakfall]

Hold on…I need to make a shit quick!

 

[Joe]

That's actually doable for me.

 

[Breakfall]

A shit?

 

[Breakfall]

I can text whilst shitting…

 

[Joe]

uh no thanks. lol

 

[Breakfall]

If you don’t shit…you die mate!

 

[Joe]

yeah, but I'm more private about those matters. I do it a lot in the morning tho. Helps keep me weight down & from getting fat.

 

[Joe]

The more people do it, the more they excrete all the heavy fats which cause them to gain weight.

 

[Breakfall]

I generally shut in the morning and afternoon…both before a shower!

 

[Joe]

That's essentially what many of those weight loss drugs do. They're just super laxatives.

 

[Breakfall]

I have a meat allergy…shit just falls out of my body!

 

[Joe]

not too interested in hearing about it.

 

[Breakfall]

Yay…only one folded paper!

 

[Breakfall]

My shit? @Joe

 

[Breakfall]

Pressing putty is almost homo-erotic! lol

 

[Breakfall]

It’s like….fuck you Joe Biden….eeeeeegh! lol

 

[Breakfall]

Cop that ya fucking corpse maggot!

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking waste my money Americunt!

 

[Breakfall]

As you were saying @Joe

 

[Breakfall]

???

 

[Breakfall]

Are you also shitting now?

 

[Joe]

No the opposite. I'm making dinner gonna eat soon

 

[Breakfall]

Cool! What do you think of that dirty little man @Seamajor ?

 

[Joe]

He's OK.

 

[Joe]

Getting old tho. I see it in his jokes/sense of humor.

 

[Breakfall]

Isn’t it weird that the leftwards here accept him though?

 

[Joe]

seems dated, like his hero Joe Biden.

 

[Joe]

Biden had ta go fo sho'