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[Breakfall]

 

[Lily]

Uhm, yeah. Tell me how much I'm native.

 

[Breakfall]

Oakmeal you mean?

 

[Lily]

Go ahead, paleface. Tell me all about my life.

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Breakfall]

You’re a broken native…at least half of you!

 

[Lily]

Is that right? What else?

 

[Breakfall]

One foot in Mexico, another in Cali and your pink bits dangling in the sand.

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Lily]

Fascinating. More please.

 

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[Lily]

That's it?

 

[Breakfall]

Go to sleep before you pass out and shit the couch! lol

 

[Lily]

That's all you have? Go to sleep. Uhm, no drunky. It's not even 5 pm.

 

[Breakfall]

You’re talking about your clam in Melty!

 

[Breakfall]

Youre a naughty Apache Loki floki!

 

[Lily]

lol...so excited about a typo...what a full life you lead

 

[Breakfall]

White Power…erm…I mean Clam Chowder!

 

[Lily]

He calls me an Apache because he knows what kinds of natives are in Texas, not because I'm an identified Apache.

 

[Lily]

It's his way of teasing me...

 

[Lily]

Only he doesn't mean it, dipshit.

 

[Breakfall]

Why did you get so excited about my typo tho?

 

[Breakfall]

Are you being silly?

 

[Breakfall]

It’s a way of teasing you? Why do you have to always explain the bloody obvious all the time, particularly in “politics”? Stop being so uptight…you’re on a diet. That’s a massive step in the right direction!

 

[Lily]

Why are you so concerned about what I do, control freak?

 

[Lily]

I do what I want. Not what any of you want me to do.

 

[Lily]

Stay in your own lane, drunky

 

[Breakfall]

Butt you’re taking up mine!

 

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[Lily]

Huh?