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[Blandscape]

Say something worth hearing or jeering Countess.

 

[Blandscape]

Now.

 

[The Countess]

Go fuck your dead mother

 

[The Countess]

That better?

 

[Alticus]

She doesn't ignore me. She reads everything I type. lol

 

[Blandscape]

You really do like me don't ye...

 

[Blandscape]

In a boblical way

 

[Blandscape]

I see u boobing like a cheerleader at a frat party

 

[The Countess]

Of course I like you

 

[The Countess]

We go way back

 

[Admin.]

I don’t know why She’s hanging around here, the potluck is next weekend

 

[Blandscape]

she only appears when I do.

 

[Admin.]

I hear she’s a good eater

 

[Blandscape]

And she swallows.

 

[Alticus]

Of Biggie's jizz.

 

[Lily]

I'm not just good @Blandscape. I'm fantastic.

 

[Blandscape]

You really are.

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

@Weeg is salty because he knows he's a cockwomble

 

[Lily]

I learned that word recently. I like it.

 

[Lily]

And I can't abide a cockwomble. So, he's fucked if he wants my positive attention.

 

[Blandscape]

It's a gid word. like sarcoticmangemite.

 

[Lily]

Are we gonna be infected you think?

 

[Lily]

Or, more accurately, infested?

 

[Blandscape]

Only if we listen to Sky Australia.

 

[Lily]

Seriously, what kind of shit do they put on the airwaves? Murdoch is a curse upon the entire English speaking world.

 

[Blandscape]

Give Keith a break, he grew up with the appelation Keith.

 

[The Countess]

I’m here because I can be

 

[The Countess]

The owner ain’t complaining

 

[Blandscape]

Of course you can't.