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[Breakfall]

Especially this prematurely grey fuckwit Krispiss!

 

[Weeg]

@Breakfall Hi Breaky! Lily called yoo a old washed up fdrunk yesterday

 

[X]

The organization I asked for help with a very large budget declined to help, I have a friend on the inside and she said they could have helped if they wanted too

 

[X]

It s disheartening after all I do for cats

 

[Weeg]

yeah that blows

 

[X]

He is WEEG, he has a unkept bushy head a squat frame from years of alcohol abuse

 

[Breakfall]

@Weeg is a retired grandmother that’s sexually frustrated.

 

[Breakfall]

@Weeg Oak is a retired grandmother that’s sexually frustrated.

 

[X]

I think the only way breaks gets a vegetable in him is when he sits on a carrot

 

[Breakfall]

I have more hair than Krispiss!

 

[Breakfall]

I heard that he’s thinning on the top…

 

[X]

Hair !! your head looks like an Australian shrub the kookaburras nest in

 

[Breakfall]

Lol…admittedly I have a few greys finally.

 

[Breakfall]

Only the temples and my big fat chin!

 

[X]

And that fucking mandible

 

[X]

I heard you also have grey dick hairs….. in your teeth

 

[X]

Uber is sooooooo slow, I wish you’d order a coffee so I could delivery it and kick your asd

 

[Breakfall]

Yoo spelled Manly wong!

 

[X]

I see

 

[Breakfall]

Bejebus too can be lame sumtimes! Too on da jenkum?

 

[Breakfall]

Bejebus yoo can be lame sumtimes! Too on da jenkum?

 

[Breakfall]

Bejebus yoo can be lame sumtimes! Yoo on da jenkum?

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking hell…this autocorrect is shitting me!

 

[X]

And when did you realize you could auto felate

 

[Breakfall]

Back in the day it was so easy to dumb it up!

 

[X]

Was it

 

[X]

 

[Breakfall]

I could autofellate as a teenager, but the novelty wore off quick!

 

[X]

Fucking alcoholics are hilarious

 

[Breakfall]

I can also lick my own nipples.