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[Admin.]

Trump is not even in office yet and his cascading cast of caricatures is already spinning the revolving door!

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Trey Gowdy would've been a better choice for A.G., IMO

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Shit, why not Judge Judy? LOL

 

[Weeg]

hell yes!!

 

[Weeg]

Momma loves Judge Judy!

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Maybe even @Weeg -- with his Dissociative Identity Disorder, he'd be a great DEI hire.

 

[Weeg]

Can I be president????

 

[Admin.]

Yes Trey Gowdy, that Cheap Howdy Doodie imitation could launch 40 or 50 hearings about made up bullshit!

 

[Weeg]

Thats what we need when we start indicting all the demonrats!!

 

[Edgar Friendly]

@Weeg You'd need your own country first. Tell you what -- go out in your backyard and build a shed, name it Weegistan. You can be President of Weegistan.

 

[Weeg]

Can yo help me write the constitution?

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Sure, we'll draft up the Constipation of the United Shed Of Weegistan.

 

[Weeg]

NICE! I love it!!

 

[Weeg]

Yoo know I already have a army?

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Of chipmunks?

 

[Edgar Friendly]

The official State Bird will be a can of refried beans.

 

[Weeg]

No its a real army. Thay are at the Y

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Is their army motto: "The Y? Y not?"

 

[Weeg]

No its called Weeg Army. There are about 1000 of them

 

[Edgar Friendly]

1000... in one Y. They're cockroaches, aren't they.

 

[Weeg]

no at the ync

 

[Edgar Friendly]

We need to decide on your country's flag. I was thinking one of Lily's bras, but then I realized people might mistake that for a bedsheet from a flophouse.

 

[Weeg]

BAAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[X]

His national bird could be the fly

 

[Weeg]

X!! I love that!!! The national dish is PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Brundlefly, perhaps.

 

[Admin.]

So it turns out there is a guardrail: Venmo.

 

[Weeg]

and all men got to be members of No Ma'am

 

[Edgar Friendly]

And watch "Psycho Dad" every night, presumably.

 

[Weeg]

HAHAHAH YES!!!!!!!