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[The Prowler]

@X knows I was talking to him. Now quit interrupting.

 

[jack]

Yes I was, I lived in Bennington Vt then (was 15) I got grounded for a moth for going too. We hitchhiked in ( we were about 45 min drive from the Farm)

 

[The Prowler]

You are almost as old as Senile Joe.

 

[jack]

So what?

 

[jack]

again, you're pretty bad at math

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah, my Honours degree in Applied Math w/Computer Science at one of the top Mathematics schools in the world was just a fluke.

 

[The Real Alticus]

Proof

 

[jack]

oh no, bragging about a degree on a troll board! How could we POSSIBLY compete?

 

[The Associate]

Houw many houours did you spend getting that Honououououououours Degree?

 

[jack]

He's got no proof. he can barely even breathe without help.

 

[The Real Alticus]

I'm actually Matt damon, just sayin'

 

[The Real Alticus]

I'm actually Matt Damon, just sayin'

 

[The Associate]

I'm really a sentient cactus wired up to a Neuralink in Elon Musk's den.

 

[Admin.]

I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express once.

 

[The Real Alticus]

Have you guys ever run into people who say that they are black belts in whatever martial art because most can't disprove that.

 

[The Real Alticus]

Have you guys ever run into people who say that they are black belts in whatever martial art because most folks online can't disprove that.

 

[Admin.]

I have a triple black belt in Bitchslappi

 

[The Real Alticus]

lol

 

[The Real Alticus]

I think Prowler is going through his old boxes looking for the proof.

 

[The Associate]

I have a double-Master's in Theoretical Pornology and Applied Alcoholography.

 

[The Real Alticus]

 

[The Prowler]

I was not bragging. Just pointing out that claiming I am "bad at math" is a stupid thing to say.

 

[The Associate]

Not a jot. See, you can't show us diplomas or certifications. (Not because you can't take a photo of them and upload it, but because non-existent things can't be photographed.) On the other hand, you certainly showed us just how inept you are mathematically. That, we have evidence of.

 

[jack]

why is that? I'm hardly 82. You sucking at math is not my problem.

 

[jack]

I have a quadruple black belt in polishing prowlers shiny pate. When I'm done, you can see yoursel in color!

 

[The Prowler]

"On the other hand, you certainly showed us just how inept you are mathematically. That, we have evidence of."

 

[The Prowler]

Post it up!

 

[The Prowler]

"why is that? I'm hardly 82." Hahaha!!! So what? Who said you were 82? Are you senile too? Hahaha!!!

 

[The Real Alticus]

Prowler I think you're in over your head here dude.

 

[The Associate]

I've published 13 peer-reviewed studies for the Journal of the American Medical Association under my legal name: Professor Eunoam DeRunque, Ph.D., St.D., Ym.CA., Pt.SD., OICU812.