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[The Scoundrel]

It was Schrodingers gat and he opened the box

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I asked Heisenberg about that, but he said he wasn't certain.

 

[Alticus]

I'm sorry to hear that X. I know it isn't easy.

 

[X]

You’re boring @Courier Six … stop it

 

[The Scoundrel]

Too busy making Meth

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Would you like a cookie?

 

[X]

Thanks @altricus…

 

[X]

No

 

[The Scoundrel]

What kind?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Nightshade.

 

[X]

I only eat suger on frodays

 

[X]

*+fridays

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You're not much good to me alive, are you, Turkish?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Is it like an ass cookie that you smuggle into the drunk tank?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

What's an ass cookie?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I mean... is it a cookie that goes in the ass? Or is it a cookie *made of* ass?

 

[The Scoundrel]

A cookie concealed in your ass when you get arrested. The food in jail is terrible

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Another good reason to never go to jail.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I can think of a few

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

BRB, time to drop the Obamas off at the pool.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Case in point. Never be the only Englishman in a Scottish jail

 

[X]

Hahahaha @Courier Six wtf bro, why you eatin’ scoundrels ass cookie

 

[X]

Fuck ass cookies

 

[The Scoundrel]

Knew he' couldn't resist

 

[X]

 

[X]

You guise is fucked LOL

 

[The Scoundrel]

Some people are just so easy

 

[X]

@Courier Six how come you go about as an asshole ? You should lean a little bet moar towards you’re meh creative writing skills, not that they’re any good but somebody else might enjoy it

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Ahhh, that was satisfying. Nothing quite like making a sizeable deposit at the First National Bank Of Porcelain.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I think he brokeded.