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[Admin.]

I can see pearls harbor from my house

 

[Admin.]

I can see pearl harbor from my house

 

[Jack]

I would like to give each japanese kamikaze pilot's wife a pearl necklace today.

 

[Lily]

That's interestingly specific.

 

[250910]

@jack How are you gonna get 'em to go for it? "Pah-ru neckrace, absorootree flee!"

 

[X]

@Courier Six you mega swine on who’s authorized you to poast in here, it’s only for top carders like me

 

[250910]

^^Does your mother know you're on the computer again?

 

[Alticus]

lol

 

[Jack]

Well it is interestingly specific, especially if you understand the metaphor

 

[Jack]

good grief I'm gone 3 hours and there's 48 notifications

 

[250910]

@jack Kind of amazing to be reminded of what a board looks like when it's populated, ain't it?

 

[Jack]

It's grand fun.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I'm glad you guys are here

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

But I still miss Ceeeedooooobbiiiieeeee~!

 

[Lily]

Oh, I inderstood @jack. I had mixed feelings of horror and amusement. The ones still alive are positively ancient.

 

[Jack]

It would probably help nourish their wrinkled haggard skin...n'est ce pas?

 

[The Prowler]

You could try moisturizer instead, @jack, you decrepit old fuck.

 

[Jack]

Someone didn't get the joke. Why am I not surprised? I certainly am older than the crust on your panties, for sure.

 

[Lily]

He IS the joke @jack

 

[Jack]

and the punchline.

 

[Lily]

 

[The Prowler]

Apparently @jack did not get the joke. Poor fella has a shrivelled up old wrinkled dick with malnourished skin and big old mean me made a joke about it. Mental Note: @jack is sensitive about his wrinkled dick.

 

[Jack]

Even though I lost both legs in the 'nam I can still drive a stick and play mailbox baseball with it, so then there's that.

 

[Jack]

And it's also so big it goes forward in time, so next friday you'll have the pleasure.

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler This is the 4th time in as many days that you referenced cock. Now I know you're a peter puffer.

 

[Alticus]

Wife stopped putting out a long time ago it looks like.

 

[Alticus]

Now you're all about the cock.

 

[Alticus]

All I wanted to say. Byeeee

 

[Jack]

He's certainly obsessed with mine it seems. Every other word out of his mouth is about my dick.

 

[Alticus]