Three days from now @Alticus will be telling stories of how he brutalized me in the Shout Box just now. If it helps you. Cope. @Alticus. Just know that I know that you do not beleive a word of. It.
Now, @The Prowler , I want you to be straight with us: Is your 'wife' a real, living human woman? Or is it in fact a plastic lawn flamingo you cuddle up with every night since the day you stole it from one of your neighbors' yards?