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[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

More like Satan's little Helper

 

[Jack]

Fembot? Is that like a male robot pretending to be female?

 

[realgrimm]

Jimminy Crotch Crickets dont assemble on wooden boys , they merrily gather in fleshy scabby beard pulps

 

[Jack]

So he probes the robots ass andf then it wants to fuck him? Sounds kinky

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOL I don't know, but removing that chip from her butt made it a lot better

 

[Weeg]

I bet lily has crotch crickets

 

[realgrimm]

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[realgrimm]

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[realgrimm]

I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams The secret of the crablouse Here's a message for the girls about vaginas And the consequence of fiddling with a partner Mind your labia they're never out of danger If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area It's the crablouse that's out to get ya! It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there It's there to stay, sucks all day It's there to bite, my parasite The little vampire, horny and so greedy It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy It's inte

 

[Weeg]

and thay jump!

 

[realgrimm]

The little vampire, horny and so greedy It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick A party animal, a pervert and a pig If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva Stumbles through your body right into your vulva Then waits patiently until a penetration Gets it out of there and right into salvation It's there to stay, sucks all day It's there to bite, my parasite Now we know the little crablouse is a raver You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor It's unbearable, funky and so cool A real smartass and nobody's fool If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem We all know that it's connected with his scrotum He might tell you that his undie is too

 

[realgrimm]

He might tell you that his undie is too tight But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right It's there to stay, sucks all day It's there to bite, my parasite My love machine, my maddest dream Turns me on, makes me come

 

[realgrimm]

Taylor Swift has crabs too

 

[realgrimm]

Shes been noticed scatching on stage even smells her fingers after like some savage, hand buried in her orfices then staight in her face .. its her message

 

[realgrimm]

Thats why Miley Cyrus just came out she harvests crotch critters

 

[realgrimm]

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[Mr. Wednesday]

Jesus, I get back from recoding a Springfield M1903A3 rifle and what do I find here? Absolute, sodden debasement.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Dis-GUSTING.

 

[Jack]

I'll bet Lily is such a nice woman irl it would blow your weegie little brain.

 

[X]

Hey yoO too, it’s lunch go eat your dick sandwiches

 

[X]

I’m so sick I can’t even think of good burns

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Sick from what?

 

[X]

Haaaa CHOOOOooo!!

 

[X]

I have a birus as my Filipino buddy says LOL

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Maybe it's the chicken flu

 

[Jack]

wouldn't want to deprive you of your favorite snack, little buddy. "Lady Fingers" as you like to call them.

 

[X]

I haven’t kissed any chickins on the lips lately rancid

 

[Jack]

That's what you get for eating with your pecker.

 

[X]

What ???

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

"I haven’t kissed any chickins on the lips lately" So, where have you kissed them? In the cloaca?