The little vampire, horny and so greedy It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick A party animal, a pervert and a pig If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva Stumbles through your body right into your vulva Then waits patiently until a penetration Gets it out of there and right into salvation It's there to stay, sucks all day It's there to bite, my parasite Now we know the little crablouse is a raver You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor It's unbearable, funky and so cool A real smartass and nobody's fool If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem We all know that it's connected with his scrotum He might tell you that his undie is too