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[Alticus]

I'd rather ask for money from the mafia.

 

[Lily]

That's a great plan, X. He might have to sell a few dishwashers first.

 

[Lily]

Mafia will break your legs if you dont pay on time

 

[X]

I bet he has the loot I need just in the crevices of his sofa

 

[Lily]

Yowler will talk you until you want to kill yourself

 

[Lily]

You'll have to pretend to be hus friend

 

[Lily]

You'll have to pretend to be his friend

 

[X]

I went to buy kale, walked maybe 50 feet from my bike to the kale in the market

 

[X]

Went to leave and no key

 

[X]

Youd think I could find the fam thing

 

[X]

**dam

 

[Lily]

Have you called to see if anyone turned in the key tonthe market?

 

[Lily]

Have you called to see if anyone turned in the key to the market?

 

[X]

Yes, a lady friend works there she’s keeping her eyes peeled

 

[X]

Too late tho I smashed the ignition

 

[X]

I bet someone like @jack found my key and kept it just so a fellow human can have a hard time

 

[Weeg]

BIDEN just released 1200 CRIMINALS!!!!!!!!!!! Crime is gonna skyrocket!!

 

[X]

Good

 

[X]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA OMG!!! He released prisoners already released what a retard Weeg is hahahahaha

 

[Murdy]

at least Missouri is passing laws so felons can still be president *rolls eyes*

 

[Lily]

I saw that @Murdy...fuckin' country is just stupid

 

[Admin.]

Did Biden really just pardon Trump's failed assassin #2?

 

[Lily]

Sounds like b.s. to me

 

[Lily]

I would totally meet up with you in Vegas and we can arrange a meet and greet at a restaurant or something with the BF crew.

Is that Memorial Day weekend?

Maybe we bring our girls?

 

[Murdy]

Is that Memorial Day weekend?

Maybe we bring our girls?

That would be awesome, but my daughter isn’t exactly positive about my online trolling.

 

[Murdy]

Dude and what is up with this Ivy League CEO shooter

 

[Lily]

That would be awesome, but my daughter isn’t exactly positive about my online trolling.

Mine either. They don't have to attend the meet up with BF people.

 

[Murdy]

Mine either. They don't have to attend the meet up with BF people.

It’s too bad.. they are the exact same age

 

[Lily]

It’s too bad.. they are the exact same age

Well, they could do something else for a few hours.

I think they would get on like a house on fire.

 

[Murdy]

call