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[X]

Yes when I pee it comes outta my dick so to avoid messy spills a dick must be free

 

[Lily]

"Don't look at my dick" as he aggro hip thrusts at the men coming in to take a leak.

 

[Courier 6]

Is that so, X? Well, if you mean it, I'll share my Paypal address.

 

[X]

I have weed and beer @Edgar Friendly no loot

 

[Courier 6]

Not sure how you'd front me either, then. lmao

 

[X]

I d give you a half ounce of weed on a promise to pay if you didn’t who cares it’s only weed

 

[X]

I have like 5 cases of 2 4’s

 

[X]

Shitload of bottles given as gifts

 

[X]

Wine and booze all over the fucking house!

 

[X]

I feel like @jack is actually fantasizing about my meATstick as we speak

 

[X]

What a swINe

 

[Courier 6]

I don't smoke weed; only tobacco.

 

[X]

Biggy got a part time job as Santa’s elf?

 

[X]

Oh, sorry man I don’t smoke tobacco but my friend sells illieal smokes 5bucks a pack

 

[Courier 6]

Good on him.

 

[Courier 6]

The wages of prohibition is bootlegging, so saith the lord. lol

 

[X]

He’s an asshole he just said 6 bucks for you

 

[X]

 

[Courier 6]

Then I guess his sister will get the $5.

 

[X]

You know her?

 

[Courier 6]

And all he'll get is an unexpected nephew.

 

[X]

I fucked hisnsister don’t tell him

 

[X]

 

[X]

Ho boy I’m buzzed WOOOOOooOoOo

 

[X]

We need a little @jack bait. :Dickhead:

 

[X]

 

[Courier 6]

What I need is a carton of Lucky Strikes. M.S.M.F.T.

 

[Courier 6]

What I need is a carton of Lucky Strikes. L.S.M.F.T.

 

[X]

herrrrreeee @jack @jack @jack

 

[X]