That's why I put that stupid cumbox on ignore. His shit is never above 10-year-old level. He's not clever, or entertaining -- just fuckin' tedious to read.
I don't mind trolling, even when it's aimed at me -- as long as it has style. His doesn't. It's just lame and boring and clutters shit up with bland nothing.
In a small town like this, not everybody has a phone. So there will be Rangers walking patrol with phones and first aid kits in case some mook lights himself on fire or blows a finger off with fireworks.