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[Jack]

Good moanin'

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Sprays the Lard, sprays Cheeses, and Howlin' Loogie.

 

[LotusBud]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© I understand that. But I also see the ways in which American culture seeps out into the world, and a lot of that, unfortunately, is not good. The greed and the anger do not help people.

 

[LotusBud]

@Seamajor LMAO!

 

[LotusBud]

Finally, someone did a semi-decent job on Donny's makeup.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

This prediction will not come true.

 

[LotusBud]

No one will ever do a good job on Donny's makeup?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

No, that's unrelated. This prediction, which I am typing right now, will not come true.

 

[LotusBud]

Maybe you should post the predicyion in the same post so you don't make so little sense.

 

[LotusBud]

Maybe you should post the prediction in the same post so you don't make so little sense.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You're not catching on. lmao

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Let's try I again. I predict that this prediction will not come true.

 

[LotusBud]

Catching on? I already knew you were full o' shite.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Let's try it again. I predict that this prediction will not come true.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

The statement: "This prediction will not come true." is a paradox, similar to, "This statement is a lie."

 

[LotusBud]

OMG. Are your acting out your thwarted desire to be a professor?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

No, I'm engaging in fucker 'n' lulz.

 

[LotusBud]

Lulz for you are not lulz for others.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Maybe I should be a professor, though -- if the Inhumanities.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Maybe I should be a professor, though -- of the Inhumanities.

 

[LotusBud]

God, don't force your fuckery on unwitting student, please.

 

[LotusBud]

God, don't force your fuckery on unwitting students, please.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I shall teach courses in Theoretical Alcoholography and Applied Pornology.

 

[LotusBud]

Oh, yeah. Serious students will rush to sign up.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Only the 'professional student' types, I'd wager.

 

[LotusBud]

The "professional student" is mostly a relic of the past, when tuition was free.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Haw.

 

[LotusBud]

Haw?

 

[LotusBud]

Is that how you laugh?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

It's a partial quote. You wouldn't be familiar with the whole thing.