Mine doesn't look like that. It's name is Gina, it stands 6'4", weighs 190, and maxes out the squat rack and leg press machine. It also functions as a dishwasher, a cooking appliance, and gave birth to our daughter.
I did. She gives as good as she gets, though, she calls me her little 'Feared Eric' -- at least, that's what I thought she was calling me at first. She was actually calling me a 'fir darrig'.