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[X]

lmao

 

[X]

Just in case you broke yours LOL

 

[X]

It’s been like 20 minutes now this isn’t funny anymoar someone text Jack

 

[The Associate]

Mine doesn't look like that. It's name is Gina, it stands 6'4", weighs 190, and maxes out the squat rack and leg press machine. It also functions as a dishwasher, a cooking appliance, and gave birth to our daughter.

 

[X]

Hopefully yours is a good year, sounds sturdy

 

[The Associate]

We both turn 50 this year.

 

[X]

Oh shit, welcome to the club

 

[The Associate]

Our daughter is closing in on 30, and the grandkids are still wee tots yet.

 

[The Associate]

New way to needle the Missus is to call her 'Grandmazon'.

 

[X]

LOL

 

[X]

Who thought that up, they’ve got my respect

 

[X]

Oi!! Grammazon! A cookie please!!

 

[The Associate]

I did. She gives as good as she gets, though, she calls me her little 'Feared Eric' -- at least, that's what I thought she was calling me at first. She was actually calling me a 'fir darrig'.

 

[The Associate]

She gets her size from the Danish side of her family; the meanness is strictly from the Irish side.

 

[LotusBud]

I seem to recall @Edgar Friendly ridiculing people who reveal personal stories on these sites, so I'm wondering if this whole story is pure BS.

 

[The Associate]

Epistemological uncertainty is the spice of life. Or maybe that's cilantro.

 

[realgrimm]

...

 

[jack]

Everyone is still sleeping....

 

[The Prowler]

I am wide awake, @jack. And I am always here.

 

[jack]

Yeah, and?

 

[jack]

LOL Guess @The Prowler dozed off

 

[Weeg]

MOrnin freends!!

 

[jack]

Morning Weeg.

 

[LotusBud]

I'm not uncertain at all about one thing, @Edgar Friendly. You, sire, are a douche.

 

[jack]

Hi @LotusBud

 

[LotusBud]

Bom dia, jack.

 

[jack]

still trying to parse what happened this NYE with all the bs and shrill misinfo.

 

[LotusBud]

I was traveling most of NYE and yesterday. What happened?

 

[jack]

The crazy isis guy in LA, the truck exploding in Las Vegas, and the same car event in Australia

 

[LotusBud]

Oh, that stuff. I thought you meant board stuff. All of those things happened in one day? I haven't read about the Australian one yet.