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[jack]

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

"Does your cat scratch?"

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

"no, he seduces"

 

[Lily]

Gawd, I hate that song.

 

[LotusBud]

LMAO, @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Roflmao @Lily

 

[Lily]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© I love GM, but hate that song. Go figure...though I see the humor with the cat's look

 

[Edgar Friendly]

"I'm never gonna scratch again, guilty paws have got no toe-beans..."

 

[Edgar Friendly]

"I'm never gonna spray again, the way I sprayed with MYEWWWWWW-ohhhh-ohhh!"

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

The lyrics are the worst...

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Yeah, can't really vandalize a song that's already sorta horrific...

 

[X]

Where the heck is @jack

 

[X]

Ha ha ha seductive cat

 

[Edgar Friendly]

He's in his back yard, naked, eating polenta to scare his neighbors.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Wait... was it polenta? Or placenta?

 

[X]

Yes because polenta is just corn which isn’t funny

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Unless it's a placenta made of polenta. That'd be funny.

 

[X]

I like polenta with home made marinara sauce

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Soon it shall be Beer O'Clock.

 

[X]

Can you reach beer?

 

[X]

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Does yer cunt do stunts? Does it laugh like Nelson Muntz? When you feed it pickled herring does it let out little grunts? Can it 'sit' 'stay' and 'roll over'? Can it fetch a stick like Rover? Does yer cunt... do... stunts?

 

[X]

You posted that already last week

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Three weeks ago. And I'm surprised you noticed.

 

[X]

Yeah well make it wonder bread fresh I’m not here for nothing

 

[Edgar Friendly]

If you didn't see it the first time, it would'a been new to you this time. No way to know 'til ya go.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Dis gerl muss be pracketin' richcraff.

 

[X]

Do you have a grabber?

 

[Edgar Friendly]

A what?