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[Jack]

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

"Does your cat scratch?"

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

"no, he seduces"

 

[Lily]

Gawd, I hate that song.

 

[LotusBud]

LMAO, @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Roflmao @Lily

 

[Lily]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© I love GM, but hate that song. Go figure...though I see the humor with the cat's look

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

"I'm never gonna scratch again, guilty paws have got no toe-beans..."

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

"I'm never gonna spray again, the way I sprayed with MYEWWWWWW-ohhhh-ohhh!"

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

The lyrics are the worst...

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yeah, can't really vandalize a song that's already sorta horrific...

 

[X]

Where the heck is @jack

 

[X]

Ha ha ha seductive cat

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

He's in his back yard, naked, eating polenta to scare his neighbors.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Wait... was it polenta? Or placenta?

 

[X]

Yes because polenta is just corn which isn’t funny

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Unless it's a placenta made of polenta. That'd be funny.

 

[X]

I like polenta with home made marinara sauce

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Soon it shall be Beer O'Clock.

 

[X]

Can you reach beer?

 

[X]

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Does yer cunt do stunts? Does it laugh like Nelson Muntz? When you feed it pickled herring does it let out little grunts? Can it 'sit' 'stay' and 'roll over'? Can it fetch a stick like Rover? Does yer cunt... do... stunts?

 

[X]

You posted that already last week

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Three weeks ago. And I'm surprised you noticed.

 

[X]

Yeah well make it wonder bread fresh I’m not here for nothing

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

If you didn't see it the first time, it would'a been new to you this time. No way to know 'til ya go.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Dis gerl muss be pracketin' richcraff.

 

[X]

Do you have a grabber?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

A what?