Swear to Alex Trebek's ghost, you're fixated on the idea of me having short arms, and it comes across like you've got a kink about that or something and are wishing REAL hard.
No snow here at all so far this year, and that's... weird. This town usually gets plenty from November through February. Maybe it's just late this year.
Well, in the one pic when I was a younger fella, my arm is bent 'cause I'm holding a thermos of coffee, and in the other, my arms aren't completely in the shot. So you best get your eyes checked, 'cause you process visual information fuckin' weird.
Hope you don't drive with that weird-ass visual cortex. You'd probably sit in a car screaming, "IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!" -- every time there's a vehicle in the opposing lane.