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I have electric bikes pedal bikes but my mom left something and her request was to get a motorbike
 
I wish I’d have accepted when she was alive so she could see the way I smile going down the road
 
Swear to Alex Trebek's ghost, you're fixated on the idea of me having short arms, and it comes across like you've got a kink about that or something and are wishing REAL hard.
 
Well, in the one pic when I was a younger fella, my arm is bent 'cause I'm holding a thermos of coffee, and in the other, my arms aren't completely in the shot. So you best get your eyes checked, 'cause you process visual information fuckin' weird.
 
Hope you don't drive with that weird-ass visual cortex. You'd probably sit in a car screaming, "IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!" -- every time there's a vehicle in the opposing lane.
 
My bad sorry, the one your arms can’t be seen, you look like a high goldfish AHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Okay I won’t say anything about your minuscule arms anymoar you deserve some respect