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[jack]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

"Does your cat scratch?"

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

"no, he seduces"

 

[Lily]

Gawd, I hate that song.

 

[LotusBud]

LMAO, @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Roflmao @Lily

 

[Lily]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© I love GM, but hate that song. Go figure...though I see the humor with the cat's look

 

[The Associate]

"I'm never gonna scratch again, guilty paws have got no toe-beans..."

 

[The Associate]

"I'm never gonna spray again, the way I sprayed with MYEWWWWWW-ohhhh-ohhh!"

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

The lyrics are the worst...

 

[The Associate]

Yeah, can't really vandalize a song that's already sorta horrific...

 

[X]

Where the heck is @jack

 

[X]

Ha ha ha seductive cat

 

[The Associate]

He's in his back yard, naked, eating polenta to scare his neighbors.

 

[The Associate]

Wait... was it polenta? Or placenta?

 

[X]

Yes because polenta is just corn which isn’t funny

 

[The Associate]

Unless it's a placenta made of polenta. That'd be funny.

 

[X]

I like polenta with home made marinara sauce

 

[The Associate]

Soon it shall be Beer O'Clock.

 

[X]

Can you reach beer?

 

[X]

 

[The Associate]

Does yer cunt do stunts? Does it laugh like Nelson Muntz? When you feed it pickled herring does it let out little grunts? Can it 'sit' 'stay' and 'roll over'? Can it fetch a stick like Rover? Does yer cunt... do... stunts?

 

[X]

You posted that already last week

 

[The Associate]

Three weeks ago. And I'm surprised you noticed.

 

[X]

Yeah well make it wonder bread fresh I’m not here for nothing

 

[The Associate]

If you didn't see it the first time, it would'a been new to you this time. No way to know 'til ya go.

 

[The Associate]

Dis gerl muss be pracketin' richcraff.

 

[X]

Do you have a grabber?

 

[The Associate]

A what?