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[Jack]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

"Does your cat scratch?"

 

[MANCID RILKO]

"no, he seduces"

 

[Lily]

Gawd, I hate that song.

 

[LotusBud]

LMAO, @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Roflmao @Lily

 

[Lily]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© I love GM, but hate that song. Go figure...though I see the humor with the cat's look

 

[The Question]

"I'm never gonna scratch again, guilty paws have got no toe-beans..."

 

[The Question]

"I'm never gonna spray again, the way I sprayed with MYEWWWWWW-ohhhh-ohhh!"

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

The lyrics are the worst...

 

[The Question]

Yeah, can't really vandalize a song that's already sorta horrific...

 

[X]

Where the heck is @jack

 

[X]

Ha ha ha seductive cat

 

[The Question]

He's in his back yard, naked, eating polenta to scare his neighbors.

 

[The Question]

Wait... was it polenta? Or placenta?

 

[X]

Yes because polenta is just corn which isn’t funny

 

[The Question]

Unless it's a placenta made of polenta. That'd be funny.

 

[X]

I like polenta with home made marinara sauce

 

[The Question]

Soon it shall be Beer O'Clock.

 

[X]

Can you reach beer?

 

[X]

 

[The Question]

Does yer cunt do stunts? Does it laugh like Nelson Muntz? When you feed it pickled herring does it let out little grunts? Can it 'sit' 'stay' and 'roll over'? Can it fetch a stick like Rover? Does yer cunt... do... stunts?

 

[X]

You posted that already last week

 

[The Question]

Three weeks ago. And I'm surprised you noticed.

 

[X]

Yeah well make it wonder bread fresh I’m not here for nothing

 

[The Question]

If you didn't see it the first time, it would'a been new to you this time. No way to know 'til ya go.

 

[The Question]

Dis gerl muss be pracketin' richcraff.

 

[X]

Do you have a grabber?

 

[The Question]

A what?