I don't apologize. If I were to get word that you'd engaged in self-harm over something I said to you, well; I'm not encouraging you to hurt yourself -- but if you do, I won't pretend I'll be sad about it. Hope you self-induce a catastrophic hemorrhage.
Not telling you to do anything, specifically, but if you get so angry that your head explodes like that dude in Scanners, I might get up and fuckin' dance.