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[jack]

No one cares about anything Joey says or does

 

[The Prowler]

I also play hockey, Lardo. And I referee hockey. And I sit on the Board of FIVE non-profit organizations. And I play music for poor people. While you sit her like a lump on a log talking about....ME!!!

 

[Lily]

"Look at me. I have a car."

 

[Edgar Friendly]

@The Prowler -- the way you talk about that car makes it obvious that it's a vehicle you *wish* you owned, rather than one you actually own.

 

[jack]

He is definitely autistic.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

More like, "Look at me, I have a 1947 model year Ford Motherfucker with the All-Bullshit Trim and Whoop-Dee-Dick DeLuxe Performance Package along with Goodyear All-Weather Suckmyballs tyres!"

 

[Lily]

"Look at me. I am a boring fuck. I also have a car!"

 

[jack]

And everybody talks about it.

 

[Admin.]

“Cars make the man, and look at me I have one!”

 

[jack]

Which we dont of course

 

[Edgar Friendly]

"My 1947 model year Ford Motherfucker with the All-Bullshit Trim and Whoop-Dee-Dick DeLuxe Performance Package along with Goodyear All-Weather Suckmyballs tyres will do 0 to 40 in four minutes flat!"

 

[The Prowler]

Why does it matter to you that I own a 2023 C8 Corvette, @Edgar Friendly ? Why does it even matter to you? That is the weird thing here. Just because I like to drive around in my C8 people get all concerned. It is fast. It is surprsingly comfortable and quite civil when you want it that way....but it is a BEAST when you want to let it ROAR!!!

 

[jack]

Tl: dr

 

[Edgar Friendly]

It doesn't matter to me. Which is why it's so fucking odd that you keep bringing it up.

 

[Admin.]

VROOOM LOOK AT ME! Lol I have a car

 

[Lily]

"Look at me. I am a boring fuck. I also have a car!"

 

[jack]

At least 3 times a day.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Nobody gives a wet squirt of shit about your dream car, douchemonkey.

 

[Admin.]

My car has paint,

 

[Alticus]

You will be olay as long as you keep it just like that @jack. @Alticus , I have that picture of my C8 on my 4 post lift that you have been asking for.

Post it sweetie, or if you already have link me please.

 

[jack]

My car has a first name...its O S C A R

 

[Lily]

Vrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooom vroooooooooooooooooom VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

 

[Admin.]

Not just regular paint, it’s arctic paint!!! Tee hee hee

 

[jack]

 

[Edgar Friendly]

My Shoebaru has a 2-liter V8! (Spicy, not the regular kind!)

 

[The Prowler]

Hahaha!!! I have way more interests and hobbies than you, Lardo. And you know it. @Edgar Friendly If I find references to my car made by other posters this past week, will you admit that you are an oblivious fuckwit?

 

[jack]

Aspergers

 

[Admin.]

“Tell me about the cars George!”

 

[The Prowler]

I mean, I love it. I love that it is such an easy way to upset you people. So do not stop!!! Hahahaha!!!

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Nobody's upset, you imbecile. We're laughing at you.