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[Jack]

I'm very happy that your kids love you X

 

[LotusBud]

By shithole land, you mean the US, X?

 

[Jack]

Nothing like it

 

[X]

Yes lotus

 

[Lily]

Did she try out, @X

 

[X]

She did, but didn’t make it..

 

[Lily]

Well, at least she was invited to the party.

 

[Lily]

So to speak

 

[X]

Yes, it’s an honour and a check on the resume

 

[LotusBud]

What part of shithole land? I hope he isn't going to try to stay.

 

[X]

He’s in a blue state

 

[X]

Thank god the girl he met is Canadian also playing there on a scholarship

 

[LotusBud]

Oh, that's good.

 

[X]

He showed me his new tat, honouring his gramma

 

[Courier 6]

I've found @LotusBud 's next dance challenge.

 

[X]

I’m still crying.. I’ve already drank the 12 beers the girl brought and STILL crying

 

[LotusBud]

I have a friend here whose son was playing hockey in Washington. I froget which school. But now he's graduated and working. Nit much time for hoickey anymore.

 

[X]

Fuxk off short arms

 

[Courier 6]

Here you go, @LotusBud -- ready?

 

[Lily]

The Q is annoying AF, X.

 

[LotusBud]

Oh, I'm sure it's not going to be insulting, @The Question

 

[Lily]

Kill yourself, Q.

 

[Courier 6]

Gee, @Lily , I dunno how. Will you kindly demonstrate?

 

[Lily]

We can get a go fund me going to pay for the gun and ammo.

 

[Courier 6]

Sure we can. lmfao

 

[Lily]

Gee Q, you actually serve no purpose. None. If you weren't born, no one would know or care.

 

[Lily]

You'd never be missed. You're a stain.

 

[Courier 6]

I make horrible people incredibly angry. That's heroic. :D

 

[Lily]

And on that happy note, I got shit to do. Later.

 

[Lily]

I'm not angry. That was totally dispassionate. I wouldn't cheer if you were suddenly gone. I might only notice that goofy fucking shit was missing from the SB