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[Jack]

but what exactly were you referring to?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Recap: Lily said "You men". Jack objected. Lily clarified she meant conservative men. Jack agreed that far. Lily didn't read what he was agreeing to and assumed he agreed with something I posted. Because Lily does not read.

 

[Jack]

That's how the posting went iirc.

 

[Lily]

I do read, asshole. He reacted before I finished what I was posting

 

[Jack]

hmm crickets. Ok...

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

There are three phases to a proper reaction. Observe. Analyze. React. Or, in other words: Read, *think about* what you read, *then* react to it. The first two phases are *kinda* important.

 

[Lily]

But the sb moves fast and especially with your retarded entries

 

[Weeg]

FITE!! FITE!! FITE!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

The text ain't goin' anywhere. You *can* take your time.

 

[Lily]

I could but I didnt

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I know; you usually don't. Bad form, IMHO, but do what you do.

 

[Lily]

Tell me hiw perfectly you navigate the world and yiur tremendous successes.

 

[Lily]

Tell me how perfectly you navigate the world and yiur tremendous successes.

 

[Lily]

Tell me how good you really are.

 

[Lily]

I'll wait.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

What for? If I did, you wouldn't read it, as we've just covered.

 

[Lily]

Tell me how perfectly you navigate the world and yiur tremendous successes.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You'd continue to rocket through a blurred tunnel of information you only accidentally glean bits and pieces of in spite of your best efforts.

 

[Lily]

Because you have none is more like it, loser.

 

[LotusBud]

I love it when @The Question makes obnixious pronouncements about the way people should go about their lives. Meanwhile, he does none of the things he insists others should be doing.

 

[Weeg]

Lily yoo better step it up!

 

[Lily]

I'm still here waiting for you to set me straight on being a righteous and successful individual.

 

[LotusBud]

I love it when @The Question makes obnoxious pronouncements about the way people should go about their lives. Meanwhile, he does none of the things he insists others should be doing.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

There, you see? You leaped to a conclusion that satisfies you without any relevant information necessary. So wasting my time providing you with information needn't happen a'tall.

 

[Lily]

Boom @LotusBud

 

[Adam Hitler]

How is Lotusbuttstain still alive?

 

[Jack]

Why wouldn't she be?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I wish I was insensate enough to sequester myself inside an information bubble the way you ladies do. It must be incredibly comfortable.

 

[Lily]

I haven't leapt any anything. I know you're a fuckin loser

 

[Lily]

I haven't leapt any at anything. I know you're a fuckin loser