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[Mr. Wednesday]

Pretty soon, the fuckery is all tangled, whence cometh a clusterfuck.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

And after the clusterfuck, comes the fuckaton

 

[Admin.]

I’m just tired of all the shit, it’s getting deep

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

As we all know from Fuckery 101, we then end up with non-Euclidean geometry. Fucktangles everywhere. And, of course, too high a concentration of fucktangles forms a smegmagon.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

It's because you keep carrying the shit up and down

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

And there you go, now I have to smoke another doob to follow that shit up

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You don't want to find yourselves at the center of a smegmagon.

 

[Admin.]

Yeah my hound wants some walkies.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yeah, but Admin does cuck a lot of sock though.

 

[Admin.]

Glad I got some new shit bags

 

[Reggie_Essent]

All Democrats are shitbags.

 

[Jack]

Nice 100/100 thinking going on

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey jack.

 

[Admin.]

The SB is nice when the faglame troika is napping

 

[Weeg]

Trump is on TV!!!

 

[LotusBud]

Thanks for letting me know not to tune in, @Weeg!!!!

 

[Admin.]

@Weeg Is he staring down at the desk and mumbling the words he’s attempting to say, thats entertainment!

 

[Admin.]

@Weeg Is he staring down at the desk and mumbling the words he’s attempting to read? Thats entertainment!

 

[Jack]

Hey reggie

 

[Jack]

Hi @LotusBud

 

[X]

 

[Weeg]

@Admin. @LotusBud Swimming in a pool of LIBERAL TEARS!!!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Stop your weeg'ing.

 

[Weeg]

@jack hey! @LotusBud said yoo looked super duper APPEALING today

 

[Weeg]

@The Question NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Jack]

Why don't you fuck yourself repeatedly in the mouth with a sharp knife you fucking FAGGOT.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Weeg, I have a mission for you. Especially for you. I want you to find a long, steep flight of concrete steps. Climb all the way to the top. Keep going for another fifteen yards or so. turn back toward the flight of steps. Sprint just as fast as you can, and when you right the flight of steps, FLING yourself headfirst down them.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Weeg, I have a mission for you. Especially for you. I want you to find a long, steep flight of concrete steps. Climb all the way to the top. Keep going for another fifteen yards or so. turn back toward the flight of steps. Sprint just as fast as you can, and when you reach the flight of steps, FLING yourself headfirst down them.

 

[Jack]

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Make sure to yell, "GERONIMOOOOO!!!" for extra style points.