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[Lily]

As it were, I thought you were a hideous man.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I have to hand it to Lily. She has such a gift when it comes to alienating and souring anyone she comes into contact with.

 

[250910]

Tell me somethin', when you and your poor hapless pet gringo get into a squabble, does he distract you with a laser pointer?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Truly astounding.

 

[250910]

Betting that'd work.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[Lily]

He was never my friend @Adam Hitler

 

[250910]

Maybe he tosses you a balled-up piece of tinfoil for you to bat around?

 

[Lily]

At least I have someone The Queer, you're going to die a virgin

 

[250910]

There you go again, showing how little your guesswork is worth.

 

[Lily]

No woman would look at you without a good chunk of change being transacted

 

[250910]

Sure, and I've been 50 my ENTIRE life.

 

[Lily]

Please don't lie. It's clear you have no woman and never have

 

[250910]

I'm glad you so clearly see things that ain't so.

 

[250910]

Must make your life... tolerable.

 

[Lily]

You're ugly and for something extra special, you're socially inept

 

[250910]

Oooh.

 

[250910]

I'm cut to the quick. Really, and I mean that.

 

[250910]

2/10. And the 2 is only for the effort.

 

[Lily]

Try one of you grandpa funnies...so I can laugh at you

 

[250910]

Weird how you'd know I'm a grandpa.

 

[250910]

Kinda goes against your previous prognostications.

 

[Lily]

Can't read and comprehend

 

[250910]

I know you can't, but do try, anyhow.

 

[Lily]

Don't actually have to be a grndpa to sound like one. But you know this, fugly.

 

[250910]

Where you still yapping?

 

[250910]

Were you still yapping?

 

[Lily]

You hear yapping from your screen?

 

[250910]

You must be a manual disimpaction, 'cause you bore the shit outta me.

 

[250910]

And yes, yes I do. Every time I hear that 'click' from the SB, it's followed by the yapping of an 800-pound chihuahua.