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[Weeg]

mornin freends!!

 

[Jack]

Morning weeg, how goes the mod patrol?

 

[Jack]

yoo keeping us safw?

 

[Jack]

yoo keeping us safe?

 

[Weeg]

just got back! All good! Just some TDS sprinkled around BF

 

[Weeg]

Of course!!

 

[Jack]

awesome!!! good job!!!

 

[Weeg]

Thanks!!! I will work hard for safety and security!!

 

[Jack]

 

[Frood]

MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Jack]

I picture you in a red cape jumping off the table when you post that

 

[Weeg]

SUPER MAGA WEEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frood]

How yuo know brudda @jack ?

 

[Frood]

My little brother actually tried that when we lived in Denver. Neighborhood kids convinced him he could be Superman if he took their super hero vitamins. Lost his front teeth leaping off a dining room table. Lulz

 

[Weeg]

 

[Frood]

I tried to tell him but I was only 6...he never listened.

 

[Jack]

omg

 

[Frood]

I think it first started when I was 3 and he was 2. We were having our bath and I felt too relaxed... then an uncontrollable need to poo. So there we were. This brown snake floater and when we ran around tge tub trying to escaoe, it followed us. I did the only thing I could do. I threw him on it.

 

[Jack]

oh shit!

 

[Weeg]

BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

 

[Frood]

He was distraught...covered in my shit.. but I was safe... coast clear.

 

[Frood]

I think it first started when I was 3 and he was 2. We were having our bath and I felt too relaxed... then an uncontrollable need to poo. So there we were. This brown snake floater and when we ran around the tub trying to escape, it followed us. I did the only thing I could do. I threw him on it.

 

[No One]

I pinched a grogan once in the bath with my brother too

 

[No One]

It was horrible...like a monster movie

 

[Frood]

Lol....

 

[Alticus]

Morning denizens :)

 

[X]

29 months …..

 

[Jack]

Morning everybody.

 

[Frood]

When my brother was 17 and in boot camp, he was allowed mail. I sent him photocopied porn pictures of his head on a woman getting plowed by a big black guy every week and all the fast food wrappers I had eaten from through the week to look like an entire meal, including the straw, lid, salt/pepper/ketchup packets with a review of each. His drill instructors made him open up each letter and show everybody. They said they would hire me straight in as an instructor.

 

[Alticus]

Morning jack