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[The Cuntess]

You started the drama

 

[Lily]

No, you did with the peedo bs

 

[Lily]

Gotta run. I'm gonna post proof of how you gave yourself away later today.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

There are loads of ways to metaphorically smack a bitch around, on this forum, without breaking rules. And it's not like this board is smothered in rules.

 

[The Cuntess]

So he knows my name. His name is Tim. Big deal

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Lily's off to get some screenshot lessons from Flynn.

 

[The Cuntess]

What’s he gonna do..try to contact my job? lol

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

No rule saying you can't accuse @Admin. of being Ellen DeGeneres' body double, for example.

 

[The Cuntess]

My X account has no personal info. They’re so stupid, it hurts

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Or of making filthy and suggestive remarks about X and his late mother.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

For example, the fact that X cries himself to sleep every night with a pair of his late mother's soiled panties duct-taped to his face.

 

[The Cuntess]

Awww that’s not cool. X is a sweetheart

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I'm illustrating a point, here.

 

[The Cuntess]

I get it

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

The low hanging fruit is for the mentally stunted. I have faith that you can do better than that.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Huh. Fuck me, maybe I SHOULD be a mod. Still not gonna, though. :P

 

[The Cuntess]

It’s a thankless job

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No shit. You couldn't pay me to mods the idiots around here.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

And that's why I don't want it. Still, think I'd probably be good at it.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No shit. You couldn't pay me to mod the idiots around here.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I put principle above person. You break a rule, I'll try to guide you away from doing it by explaining why it's no bueno. Explanation doesn't work? Well, then I deliver a panel-smack. But, crucially, it has to be impartial. No favoritism. Everybody gets the same chance, and the same wages of sin if they disregard guidance.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Mostly because two-tiered rules enforcement -- double-standards of any kind -- royally piss me the fuck off. So I don't do that shit. No favorites.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Fucking hate dentists arghhhhh

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

How do they do it down thar in Brazoo?

 

[LotusBud]

@Adam Hitler has been getting away with breaking the one rule here forever.

 

[LotusBud]

Lots o' Brazilian dentists in Portugal.

 

[LotusBud]

Sometimes I wonder if @Bastard Factory IS @Adam Hitler

 

[The Cuntess]

What lol

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

That's the fun of this place -- you can't really rule anything out, can you.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I mean, for all any of you know, *I* am BF.