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[Jack]

i'd make her crosseyed

 

[Lily]

lmao...wandering eye?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And I don't care if she shot her dog neither.

 

[Jack]

yeah ever look at her. that right eye goes out when she's lying.

 

[Jack]

so pmuch all the time

 

[Jack]

Trump wants some of that I bet

 

[Jack]

I guess now that Ivanka's all grown up he's lookin po nub elsewhere

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You're a corndog today, jack.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You're a horndog today, jack.

 

[Jack]

with extra ketchup

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Now I want a fucking corndog.

 

[Jack]

 

[Jack]

they had meatballs in marinara today at the market. They were awesome

 

[Jack]

a little spicy with way too much melted cheese.

 

[Jack]

Perfect

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That sounds good. Meatballs are awesome if properly prepared.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I just had eggs and toast today.

 

[Jack]

These were.

 

[Jack]

ketchup and salt and pepper?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Did you bring some home? Sometimes I'll get prepared food from Marianos, but usually I cook myself.

 

[Jack]

Yeah there are two more in the fridge. They're so big one sliced up makes a perfect sandwich

 

[The Cuntess]

I run off when I have something to do

 

[The Cuntess]

I have a life off of here

 

[Jack]

No one cares Flea

 

[The Cuntess]

Hi @Reggie_Essent

 

[The Cuntess]

Yes u do. Or else u wouldn’t say I run off

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Noice! Our Marianos has some good stuff. Once I got a prime rib dinner. It was great. Their lasagna isn't as good as mine though.

 

[Jack]

well maybe reggie does but he just wants to get into those bright red panties

 

[Jack]

Good stuff reg

 

[The Cuntess]

No he doesn’t