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[Lily]

Tranny freaking faggot...only a man that hates himself tries to pretend he's a woman on the web.

 

[The Associate]

Well, at least that's something we all have in common with Flynn; we all hate him, too.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Are you sure that Flynnie isn't transgender? Looks like a man, but has the plumbing of a woman?

 

[Lily]

Flynn is a class A asshole...the only ones that like Flynn are the ones that hide under his smelly 2 ft long balls

 

[The Associate]

To the extent, that is, that I 'hate' anyone. Generally speaking, loathsome cunts don't rate the focus and energy necessary for me to actively 'hate' them.

 

[Lily]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I don't hate Flynn. Loathe, yeah, but hate, no.

 

[The Associate]

To me, Flynn is late a pile of feces that has somehow resisted being washed away by the rain. I don't go out of my way to look at it, but every now and then, in passing, I facepalm as I realize, "Holy fuck, it's still there..."

 

[The Associate]

To me, Flynn is like a pile of feces that has somehow resisted being washed away by the rain. I don't go out of my way to look at it, but every now and then, in passing, I facepalm as I realize, "Holy fuck, it's still there..."

 

[Lily]

Flynn will only ever go away when Flynn is ignored. I do a piss poor job of it. I need to do better.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[The Associate]

Yeah, I only unmuted him because I heard he mentioned TK. Past time to send him back to the cornfield.

 

[The Associate]

Aaand done.

 

[The Associate]

Secured a new disposable this evening, so that's much better.

 

[The Associate]

I don't really trust Chinese-made disposable vapes, but they're better than smoking.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Have you tried cigars? I find them relaxing.

 

[The Associate]

I don't much care for cigars; the smoke is too acrid, even compared to RYO cigarettes. And, honestly, once I found vaping I came to *hate* smoking. Vaping is just superior in so many ways, and I don't even mean because its harm potential is an order of magnitude less. Tastes better, smells better, more convenient even. Just a better user experience in every way.

 

[The Associate]

Typically, when I get a nicotine craving, just a puff or two satisfies it. With a cigarette, that's just wasteful. I mean, unless you put it out, carry the reeking thing around with you, then light it up again later when a craving strikes, but that's... gross.

 

[The Associate]

With a vape, you take your puff or two and put it back in your pocket, done deal.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I get it. I only smoke one maybe twice a week at most.

 

[The Associate]

I do love a good tobacco flavor, though. Turkish is a favorite, or sweetened, like a nice caramel tobacco.

 

[The Prowler]

That is so interesting.

 

[The Associate]

You never answered my question from this afternoon.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'll answer it. Yes, he's ghey.

 

[The Prowler]

I was not here this afternoon.

 

[The Associate]

Well, I asked him if he likes it when random strangers kick him in his sauce ditch.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

That's a pretty small target to kick.

 

[The Prowler]

@The Question is GAY hitting on me.

 

[The Associate]

Wishful thinking will get you nowhere, @The Prowler . After all, it didn't get you a REAL Arctic White Dodge Neon, and it won't get you a good time, either.

 

[The Associate]

Hm. Word filter shenanigans, eh?