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[Breakfall]

Just know the wolves wear sheep clothing too. It never stops.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Seriously though I wouldn't date any chick younger than 30, I don't think my ears or brain could cope tbh

 

[Breakfall]

I’ve mostly only dated older women because I’m older and wiser. Therein lies the difference.

 

[Breakfall]

You can see the signs with older women, instead of being cunt_struck and ending up doing time wasted!

 

[Breakfall]

If a women buys women’s magazines…she’s not the right one either. Next minute she’ll be asking her friends for advice and watching the Kardashians. Heaven have mercy!

 

[Breakfall]

If a woman buys women’s magazines…she’s not the right one either. Next minute she’ll be asking her friends for advice and watching the Kardashians. Heaven have mercy!

 

[Breakfall]

Smart older women teach men how to be men. This is off-forum living by the by…

 

[Breakfall]

There’s a few smart chicks on this forum that would suit you @SHAMPAIN and you don’t even realise it.

 

[Breakfall]

You gotta get a decent tan first son. That white skin comes off as a bit flakey and soft around the gills.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

break, I was jail grey lol

 

[Breakfall]

Hahahahahahahahahaaaa…catcha later! Don’t sweat the small stuff…

 

[Breakfall]

Grey is only good for clandestine manoeuvres in the dark!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

later bro

 

[Breakfall]

Keep a watch on the blue members for me…there’s a few I don’t trust. Karenism and all that…

 

[Breakfall]

That’s the last thing we all need right now!

 

[Breakfall]

LaterZ

 

[Mr. Whipple]

how many members did you blue breakfall ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

To get the award for cheesiest, easiest joke of the day, I'm gonna have to say "I dunno but he's blew a few! Ta dum tssstt "

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'll get my coat =(

 

[Mr. Whipple]

who locked the goddamn door ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Well folks, I know absolutely every single one of you will be devastated but I gotta turn in for the night, it's the big trial tomorrow where if they find me guilty they can't do shit because I've already done the maximum amount of time they can give me! Gee aren't British taxpayers so lucky their hard earned cash is being spent majestically... Later frens.

 

[Lily]

Good luck tomorrow

 

[Weeg]

@SHAMPAIN if yoo go to prison maybe yoo will see Jak!

 

[Breakfall]

@SHAMPAIN good luck mate!

 

[Breakfall]

How are you fuckers finding the relentless heat? I drove all the way home with my sweaty balls hanging out! Hot ‘twas!

 

[Lily]

@Breakfall Goodnight, have to get some zzzz's, busy day tomorrow.

 

[Breakfall]

Good night @Lily …take it easy, and see you soon.

 

[Blurt]

@SHAMPAIN Wear your best suit and sneakers to court, mate! Slay 'em with style.

 

[Weeg]

Mornin freends!

 

[Seamajor]

How are you fuckers finding the relentless heat? I drove all the way home with my sweaty balls hanging out! Hot ‘twas!

I adore warm weather, and my sweaty balls.