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[Seamajor]

I’m moving back soon after 26 years. My house is in escrow and under contract. I’m excited, and sad

 

[Jack]

you're moving back to the US?

 

[LotusBud]

Oh, wow, @Seamajor. Good luck. You're going to have some culture shock.

 

[Jack]

It's different here now. Just in the last 3 months there's been a sea change.

 

[Lily]

Seamajor will be okay. He comes her

 

[Lily]

Seamajor will be okay. He comes back a lot.

 

[Seamajor]

@ LB. Probably. The area I’m eyeing in Northern Sonoma county. Middle of the Wine country. Cloverdale. Bet Lily knows that area.

 

[Seamajor]

I want to be close to things I grew up with, Clamming on Tómales bay, hunting mushrooms in the hills. Concerts in the park. That kind of thing. It’s always about tourism here, and way expensive

 

[Weeg]

@Seamajor come live with me and MOMMA!

 

[Jack]

Why would he want to move to florida?

 

[Weeg]

IM in OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Seamajor]

Thanks Weeg

 

[Jack]

There's a town called ohio in Florida? Where is it?

 

[Lily]

That's a good place to live Sea. And that's a good life to have. I wish you the best in this transition. xoxo

 

[Jack]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

There's a city called Brazil in Indiana

 

[Frood]

Yes, and there's a Peru too.

 

[Jack]

There's even a Peru in Vermont

 

[Lily]

There are also cities like Toledo, Lima in OH. And Paris in Texas, @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

 

[Jack]

Intercourse, PA

 

[Jack]

Accident, MD

 

[Jack]

Why, AZ

 

[Jack]

Ding Dong, TX

 

[Jack]

Felchville, MA

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Intercourse LOL first time I saw that on a road sign I was like "WTF is going on here?"

 

[Jack]

Blue Balls, NJ

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Mamaroneck in NY sounds like "Suck the neck" to someone who's bilingual

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Ho-Ho-Kus. "Kus" sounds just like "asses"

 

[Lily]

lmao

 

[Frood]

Wangaratta here is called The Wang and Wodonga is Wooly Donger