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[Jack]

did you even read wtf i typed you fuckhead?

 

[Jack]

jesus said you're more retarded than weeg

 

[Courier 6]

Who, me?

 

[Cookie Monster]

jack likes to guzzle cum.

 

[Jack]

cookie likes to guzzle my cum

 

[Cookie Monster]

He gives guzzle jobs instead of blow jobs.

 

[Jack]

in BIG GULPS

 

[Frood]

Poor Jack.... he just never gets a joke when it's on him.

 

[Courier 6]

Well, that's not very nice, specifically at 0526 on a Sunday.

 

[Jack]

he thinks swallowing is a nice way to say "thanks for the tip"

 

[Jack]

poor Frood, thinks a gang = win

 

[Jack]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Jack]

watched seamajor burn him all yesterday

 

[Jack]

talk about buttfuck of bf

 

[Jack]

that's our Frood

 

[Jack]

now I'm putting Frood on "ignore"

 

[Courier 6]

Oh, frood's here. I have that limpwit biscuitfucker muted.

 

[Jack]

me too now.

 

[Frood]

Senile Jack is lising it. Lol

 

[Frood]

Senile Jack is losing it. Lol

 

[Jack]

going to try to sell my kayak this morning. Hopefully it will go smooth

 

[Courier 6]

Some might notice that I invent my own insults. That's because using other peoples' insults is like wearing second-hand underwear. Sure, it'll do in a pinch, but it just feels Not Right.

 

[Jack]

I want toast with peanut butter

 

[Courier 6]

Now I'm picturing you lurking in an alley downtown wearing a black trenchcoat, going, "Psssst! Hey, *buddy*... wanna buy a boat?" then flipping the trenchcoat open to reveal row upon row of canoes, kayaks, skiffs...

 

[Jack]

and sausage and eggs

 

[Jack]

LOL

 

[Courier 6]

Now I'm pondering a life of crime as an illicit boat pusher.

 

[Jack]

it could happen

 

[Courier 6]

Picturing some skeezy motherfucker sidling up, buying a pontoon boat, and I go, "Aw riiight... party time, eh, m' man? Yehhh... that's the *good* shit..."

 

[Courier 6]

Clearly, sleep deprivation humor is setting in...