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[Weeg]

KIWI!!! I love CHINESE BUFFET!!! Why are thay far from yoo? Do yoo live in the COUNTRY??

 

[Jack]

I'm making breakfast @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I woke up too early and now I'm pondering about the mysteries of life and alternate universes

 

[Fredricka]

Stop the press, JACK IS MAKING BREAKFAST

 

[MANCID RILKO]

If I stop the pressie, DILF will get upset

 

[Jack]

And we know what happens when diLF gets upset.

 

[Jack]

or rather the alt thats running that account these days

 

[Jack]

 

[Niger Lover]

Weeg, I live in a small backward AF town. I wouldn't eat anything these bumpkins cooked.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

The interwebz are a web of deception and fake DILFS!

 

[Niger Lover]

My computer it dieded. But it came back to lif. Its an easter miracle!!!

 

[Jack]

did you have to push a rock in front of it?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It's called windowse updates

 

[Jack]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© fake dilfs abound

 

[Niger Lover]

I did! How did you know?

 

[Jack]

you mentioned Easter

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Fake dilfs snd windowzes never go well

 

[Jack]

that always equates with someone pushing a rock to me

 

[Niger Lover]

Win updates didn't help. Reinstall might if I get too annoyed. But I think I'm over loading the power supply TBH. A bigger power supply might be the solution.

 

[Jack]

what version are you running?

 

[Niger Lover]

And a smaller rock.

 

[Jack]

LOL

 

[Niger Lover]

If I tell you, you will call me a knob.

 

[Jack]

no I won't. Some may roll that way (we know who they are) but I dont.

 

[Niger Lover]

Its win7. It only crashes when I watch AV for too long. Maybe 2 movies will do it.

 

[Jack]

7 is cool. like xp onlky earlier

 

[Jack]

how much ram you got?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Windows 7, wow, that sounds like a loooong time ago, when I was just a digital spring chicken and loving it

 

[Jack]

7 is good. the more ram the better. 32g will give him 11 power with that shell

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Sheesh, why don't you fuckers go back to MS-DOS and write your own Autoexec.bat and config.sys?