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[Jack]

Someone needs to brush all their teeth. The aroma of rotten fish mixed with corroded protein is a bit much.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Know what the difference is between British nobility and Appalachian backwoods hillbillies? The accent. That's it.

 

[Fredricka]

Do you thi k im royalty Wednesday? I know im superior to you lot, but not quite royalty

 

[Jack]

fucking lol

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I know that Brits tend to be very reverent of their veddy-veddy propah Royals.

 

[Jack]

 

[Fredricka]

You yanks have bad teeth, too ive seen the Beverly hill billys

 

[Jack]

I betif we put 40 of you and your mates together we MIGHT get a full set of teeth.

 

[Jack]

I bet if we put 40 of you and your mates together we MIGHT get a full set of teeth.

 

[Jack]

UK is NOTORIOUS for bad teeth

 

[Fredricka]

No 9ne cares about the royals Wednesday

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Just sayin'... it became a stereotype for a reason.

 

[Fredricka]

Theyre a joke

 

[Jack]

yes, that's why they're called stereotypes. Steepid in truth

 

[Jack]

yes, that's why they're called stereotypes. Steeped in truth

 

[Jack]

then why have them?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I mean, there's a reason 'Brits have bad teeth' became a stereotype and 'Brits have antlers growing out of their butts' didn't. One, people saw a shitload of, for a long time. The other, not so much.

 

[Jack]

you see why we left 2 and a half centuries ago?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Taxes. And the bland ass food probably played a big role, too.

 

[Fredricka]

I dunno, sentimentality?

 

[Fredricka]

The Queen was ok

 

[Jack]

how much does it pay to be queen?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Colonists-to-be sat down to dinner and went, "Boiled dirt?! AGAIN?!"

 

[Jack]

what do they get?

 

[Fredricka]

You yanks love royalty more than we do though :)

 

[Jack]

you dodged the question

 

[Fredricka]

Who?

 

[Jack]

what does the royal family earn or get paid for to be the royal family?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

No, our hillbilly dipshits love... Elvis.

 

[Jack]

fucking lol